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   Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
   Welcome to our ool.
   Notice there's no P in it.
   Please keep it that way.
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"The best thing about Altzheimers is getting to hide your
own Easter eggs."
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"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." 

    - Baroness Edith Summerskill
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We have an automatic air-conditioner. Everytime the
weather gets very hot it automatically breaks down.
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* If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?
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