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"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk!
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Opportunity is missed by most people because
it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. 

     - Thomas Edison
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"Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
 only to get screwed in the end."
                        -- From Ross Williams' FunList
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I place economy among the first and most important virtues,
and public debt as the greatest of dangers. To preserve our
independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. 

     - Thomas Jefferson
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"What are you clearing your throat for?"
"Practice."
                        -- tanya, Alasdair
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