"Marriage is a great institution,
but I'm not ready for an institution yet."

                      - Mae West   

Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore... I Think

"Spell 'Paranoia'"
"I can't! I'm diabetic! It means I can't spell!"
                        -- me, a very drunk guy at a party

There are two essential basic strategies for success in business:
        Never reveal all you know

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm
divorced so they won't think something is
wrong with me.

Elayne Boosler