Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food.  My
argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous.  Besides, I
haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time.

A hospital is a place where men keep asking the nurses
for dates and the nurses keep giving them prunes. 

"Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests."
                        -- Steven Wright

"I wouldn't touch ActiveX with a 10-foot polecat. I might, however, let one
 loose on the developers."
                        -- cddukes@eos.ncsu.edu

Love thy neighbor, yet don't pull down your hedge.
        
                    --Ben Franklin