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"If y'all can hold it in one
 hand, I ain't the least bit interested."

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"... they're the words you would think I would say if there was a me for
 you..."
                        -- They Might Be Giants, "Ana Ng"


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Well, I think we ought to let him hang there.
Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind.

--- John Ehrlichman


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We should take care not to make the intellect our god;
it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. 

- Albert Einstein 

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There are still people leading normal lives.
Why can't I be one of them?" 

     - Walter Matthau, The Survivors 

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