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Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for
a satellite picture.


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I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.

    -- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an
    interview after he was returned to the US


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- When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.


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"P.S.  There is no big whirring movie camera hidden behind the big black
 rectangular hole in the middle of the Encyclopedia Britannica sitting on
 the shelf across from you in the cafeteria."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry


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No good deed goes unpunished.
        
                        --Billy Wilder

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