"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep!
"Are you seriously asking or are you just being a dick?" -- Dave Arthur to Gerrit Riessen
"My aunt is a zombie, from hell." -- The little girl from "Not without my handbag"
There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Stroustrup
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