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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep!
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"Are you seriously asking or are you just being a dick?"
                        -- Dave Arthur to Gerrit Riessen
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep!
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"My aunt is a zombie, from hell."
                        -- The little girl from "Not without my handbag"
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There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were
       as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I
       no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Stroustrup
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