"In the beginning the world was without form, and void. And God said
 'Let there be light'. And God separated the light from the dark.
 And did two loads of laundry."
                        -- Kevin Krisciunas, in rec.humor.funny

"Most people have read The Hobbit, picked up Lord of the Rings and have gone
 'Ugggh... if I have to read one more three-page description of a tree...'"
                        -- Unknown, via Bruce

"You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible 
voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner."

                     -- Aristophanes -- 

"I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do, I do
believe in spooks" 
             
                                                         -- the Cowardly Lion

Good judgement comes from bad experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.