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It's not who you kill. It's what type of cereal you eat 
out of their skull.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
   marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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"We don't want the television script good. We want it Tuesday."

Dennis Norden.
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One of the reasons Jimmy Carter is so popular in the south is that he has no accent.
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I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I
don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash
clothes on the last day of their life?
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