Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change,
       the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the
       bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.

Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at
answering questions and to remain novices at asking
them. (Dillon, 1988) 

"I almost stepped on your dog last night."
"Where was it?"
"Under my foot."
                        -- Angela Randall, Rachael, Angela

"I drool on the inside."
"Then why haven't you drowned?"
                        -- Garth, me

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." 
Oscar Wilde.