"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
 (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)"
                        -- fortune

The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A
   language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently
   invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable
   language.
   -- D. E. Knuth, 1967

* There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those
       who can't.

The mass of men lead lives of quiet masturbation.

     -Thoreau 

You have the right to remain silent.... Anything you say will be
   misquoted, then used against you.