"The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives." 

    - Albert Einstein 

"Satan sincerely believes in the triumph of Evil.
 Gates just does it for the money."
                        -- http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/top10.html

"... we show you lions (we borrowed from a zoo) savagely stalk and attack
 their prey! (that we tied down ahead of time to ensure a good camera
 angle)..."
                        -- Jello Biafra, "Mild Kingdom"

"Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better
       than we deserve." -- George Bernard Shaw

"When I find the man who wears the same gloves as I, looks like me,
has the same DNA as I, and has a history of beating his
former wife Nicole, then I will have found the real killer." 

     - O.J. Simpson