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   (written above a urinal)
   Why are you looking up here?
   Are you ashamed of it?
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"Alex, let's make it a true Daily Double; what is "Kiss my fucking ass?"
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In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination
       should automatically disqualify you.
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"The graveyards are full of indispensible men." 

    - Charles de Gaulle
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up
in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra
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