"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved,
but I never saw any reason to limit myself." 

Emo Philips.

Let thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely.

        --Ben Franklin

"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. " 
    - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) 

"I can fit the whole thing in my mouth, but I can't blow it while it's in
 there..."
                        -- Sarah O'Brien, in reference to her pitch pipe

"I want us to be something that we can't."
"What's that?"
"A normal couple."
                        -- Holden, Alyssa, "Chasing Amy"