"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or
insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." 

Hunter S. Thompson.

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've
       wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time
       I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

Seen on a cesspool truck 'round Boston:

"A flush beats a full house" 

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
   be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette

"From a real email message:

  ... hey chickadee Napoleon, thank you for the invasion of Russia, kabring,
  kabring. I saw you behind the bike shed with the Happy Sausage singing
  praises to the bogey man with the eye dropper nose. Don't try and catch me,
  I'm the Happy Prince...

  King James I

 (This person is no longer an NT admin)"
                        -- Peter Gutmann