But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not
found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the
door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone
her with stones that she die...

                                                 -- Deuteronomy 22:20-21

Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. 

     - Edward Abbey 

   Any man who thinks marriage is a 50/50 proposition proves that:
   Either he knows nothing at all about percentages, (or)
   he's got an awful lot to learn about both women and marriage.

I was once walking through the forest alone.  A tree fell right in front of me
-- and I didn't hear it.

If God had intended us to drink beer,
He would have given us stomachs. 

     - David Daye