Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. 
I think I've forgotten this before. 

* Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.

"Plaudipus: a small roman mammal that lays eggs and then presents you with
 a bill."
                        -- Heath, with minimal contribution from me

"There's more than one way to do it."

-- The Perl Slogan

"It's a good thing there's more than one way to do it because most of them
 don't work."

-- The Windows Perl Slogan

My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.

                       ---Rodney Dangerfield