Share


Coming to USA? Got questions? Problem with your case? Get an immigration consultation from experienced lawyers.

Find Bail Bondsmen Nationwide, jail bail bonds by phone at Bail Yes Bail Bonds Agency.


Read about diseases
in layman's terms:

Obesity
Impotence
Heartburn
Herpes
More conditions ›


   

  Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 
 

Pokern
 
 
Today's quotes [8.1.06]

Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes. Also, links to quote categories and "Send to Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your quote reading. 


* If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a damn
       fool.
1.   Vote:    Send this quote to a friend 



ON PROPHECY
   The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.
2.   Vote:    Send this quote to a friend 



"I just played two games of tetris in parallel... I won..."
                        -- Adrian
3.   Vote:    Send this quote to a friend 



"Yes means no and no means yes.  Delete all your files? [y/n]"
                        -- Paul Tomblin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
4.   Vote:    Send this quote to a friend 



"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne
5.   Vote:    Send this quote to a friend


BONUS! A random quote from Jokes2Go database
If you don't like it, just hit RELOAD
 

By voting you are helping select today's best quote. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best quotes to send in our daily best humor mailing.

But wait! Don't forget to read

Today's Jokes
Today's Stories
Today's Poems
Today's Funny Pic

 August '06 Quotes Issues:
S  M  T  W  Th F  St
      1  2  3  4  5  
6  7  8  9  10 11 12 
13 14 15 16 17 18 19 
20 21 22 23 24 25 26 
27 28 29 30 31

 
Jump to