What sexual position makes an ugly baby?

                                 Ask your mom!

How do you sink a Polish submarine?

     You knock on the door. 

This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look 
on his face.  "Doc," he says, "I'm worried.  It's that dream.  I'm 
having it again."

"What dream?" asked the shrink, not really paying attention.

"You know," says the man, "the one where I'm into sadism and 
bestiality and necrophilia.  Should I be worried or am I just 
beating a dead horse?"

Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread.

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel
bag onto the plane.  Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to
stuff it in the overhead bin.  "Do you always carry such heavy luggage?" 
she sighed.
"No more," the man said.  "Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and my 
partner can buy the ticket!"