What do you call a gay Indian? 

    A brave sucker! 

A Chinese man is making love to his wife.  He whispers in her ear,
"Baby, I wanna' 69!"

She gives him a strange look and replies, 
"You want Beef and Broccoli NOW?"

A man and wife entered a dentist's office.
The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I
don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in
a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as
quickly as possible." 

You're a brave woman said the dentist. Now,
show me which tooth it is. 

The wife turns to her husband and says "Open
your mouth and show the dentist which tooth
it is, dear."

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for them
mary decided to go as a pirate after she had donned her costume she
went into the family room to show her family they were impressed.
Mom said you look terrific mary you have your sabre,and your parrot on
your shoulder,and look you even have a neat sack to carry your booty,but
where are your buccaneers?
Says Mary, my buccaneers are under my buccanhat!