In The Oregonian, a Meier and Frank department store advertisement for women's bras and panties reads: The perfect gift for that special woman in your life, or great to keep for yourself.
A man in Johannesberg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head.
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