A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed
for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the
four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving
should be counted. The judge ruled that passengers must be
alive to qualify. 

As senior citizens, my wife and I support each others memory,

or lack of it.  One night while sitting at the kitchen table

we were chatting about garden chores.  It remended me of something

I had to get from the garage.  When I got to the door, my mind

went blank.  I returned to the table a asked my wife what it

was I was going to get.  She looked up at me with a curious

stare and asked, "Just who in the hell are you?"

Sent by E. R S

Did you hear that there was a plane wreck in England. The little
two-seater crashed right into grave yard. The rescue teams have
already found 1529 bodies.