For many years I worked as a police dispatcher. Well, one day I got a call from a lady, very upset because a man was driving around a Walmart parking lot exposing himself. Well, I was very professional and took all the information and was starting to hang up when she added how upset she was by the whole thing and "besides, if they want to take those little things out and play with them, they ought to stay home." Needless to say I lost it at that point, sputtering out "Yes m'am" and hung up the phone. Sent by Laura
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An Issaquah, Washington man apparently became frustrated with his personal computer, pulled out a gun and shot it. The computer, located in the man's home office, had four bullets holes in its hard drive and one in the monitor. Police evacuated the man's townhouse complex, contacted the irate PC owner by phone, and persuaded him to come out. "We don't know if it wouldn't boot up or what," says one of the police officers at the scene. St. Petersburg Times - July 20, 1997
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