When I have been asked during these last weeks who
caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer
has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the
riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for
the killings? The killers are to blame. 

    - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President on the complex
                  social issues behind the
                  Los Angeles Riots 

Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide. 

     - Woodrow Wilson

"I can get to Rome, but I can't get to Elvis..."
                        -- me, in a support call

   I hear that exercise kills germs.  But how do you get the little
   buggers to exercise?

"TUUUUBAAAAAA MIRUM SPAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGENS..."
                        -- The Bass Section, Berlioz Requiem
                           (If you've never heard it, you won't get it)