Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
"Alcohol will be free, and a basic birthright of a human being in a socialist system. The individual didn't ask for sobriety, so why should the individual be billed to inebriate himself?" --- Al Koholik
"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of." -- Burt Bacharach
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
I never let schooling interfere with my education --Mark Twain
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