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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.


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"Alcohol will be free, and a basic birthright of a human
being in a socialist system. The individual didn't ask for
sobriety, so why should the individual be billed to
inebriate himself?" --- Al Koholik

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"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you
       first thought of." -- Burt Bacharach


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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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I never let schooling interfere with my education

                                              --Mark Twain

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