You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. --Franklin P. Jones
Trust no one. Only those who you trust can betray you. -- Robert Goodkind --
Mind over matter - I don't mind, so it don't matter. Sent by Tara
"Well, I made up for it big time the next night at another concert. Jill Sobule (of "I Kissed a Girl" fame) actually thanked me for being the maniac I am, people continue to be frightened of me, and I also triggered a "why- can't-you-be-in-shape-like-him" from a woman to her boyfriend. I may not have made a spectacle of myself at the Swans concert, but at least I destroyed a relationship.:-) ... Wait a minute. That's not funny. I'm evil. *sob*" -- Lt. Wilkes, discussing his form of "dancing"
"I grew up in a tough neighborhood, how tough you ask? The sign in the local library said "Shut the FUCK up!!" Sent by Chris
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