"... industry giant Microsoft Corporation... a company that has become
 successful without resorting to software testing..."
                        -- Unknown, rec.humor.funny

* Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. 

    - Winston Churchill

"...This newest vitamin is made from chicken soup. It makes men cocky and 
women lay better..."

Seen on the back of a Harley-Davidson Tee Shirt:
"If you can read this, my bitch fell off."