"I really, really hate people." "Me too. That's why I work tech support." -- unknown
"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." -- Vice President Dan Quayle
I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. - Paul Valery
"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." --- Baroness Edith Summerskill
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