Contrary to popular belief, "Damn It" is not God's last name. (Construction wall, Philadelphia, 1969)
"The future will be better tomorrow." - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
Pay attention to your enemies. They are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes
"Last one off the plane must clean it."
There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead.
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