I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
"Does anybody know any (dis)reputable arms dealers where I could by a nuke to aim at Seattle?" "YM 'Redmond'. Microsoft == Redmond, Microsoft != Seattle." "Ahh, but 'tis only a matter of blast radius." -- Jonathan Nicholson (jjn@sanger.ac.uk), Debbie Schwartz (das@coho.halcyon.com), Majdi Abbas (mabbas@staff.uiuc.edu)
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Beer is good food. - John Goodman
"That's the old American way - If you got a good thing, then overdo it." - Record Executive Phil Walden
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