"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as
when they do so from religious conviction." 

-- Blaise Pascal 

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death 

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 

The plane was so fast that it took off from Los Angeles with
two rabbits and landed in New York with two rabbits. 

     -Joey Adams 

ON DATING
   When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional
   division by zero.