A cowboy was walking down the street with his new pet dachshund. The
passer by asked him why he bought that kind of dog.  The cowboy answer,
"somebody told me to get along little doggie."

Never ruin an apology with an excuse. 

    - Kimberly Johnson

   Some people come here to take a shit, I come here to leave one.


  

"We've got a kitchen by Giger, but we're too scared to go in there."
                        -- from the sig of Peter H. Coffin, in
                           alt.sysadmin.recovery

"NOTE TO SELF:  When CGI women start turning you on, it's time to leave
 the house."

-- Jaffo