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'When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason - there's a reason'

Molly McGee
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Edward P. Tryon - "In answer to the question of why it
           happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
           simply one of those things which happen from time to time."
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Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. 

    - Ruth Gordon
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A personal injustice is stronger motivation than any instinct for philanthropy.

    -- Dr. Lowji Daruwalla, in A Son of the Circus, by John Irving, 1994
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Everything takes longer than you expect.
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