"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman
 she meets and then teams up with three complete stangers to kill again."

-- TV listing for the movie, The Wizard of Oz,
in the Marin Paper.

Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.

* When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten
       year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. -- Lisa
       Hoffman

sorry I'd have written something shorter but I didn't have the time