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"Always do one thing less than you think you can do." 

    - Bernard Baruch
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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   My wife claims her car is so old,
   that the fenders aren't dented -- they're wrinkled !
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"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." 
Woody Allen.
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