If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

* Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

"Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our antimaterialist, otherworldly,
New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an
honest guru should as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot
juice, tofu, and seaweed slime."

                                         --Edward Abbey

Let us praise the noble turkey vulture
No one envies him;
he harms nobody;
and he contemplates our little world
from a most serene and noble height. 

     - Edward Abbey 

"If MS products answer your problems best, buy them.  If someone else's
 solution is a better fit, by all means buy it."
"Hey!  This is an *.advocacy group!  You can't use that logic in here!"
                        -- kjlang@gcs-server.jsc.nasa.gov,
                                tstanley@ou.edu, in various groups