"Since all the Heaven's Gates members were discovered wearing Nike sneakers,
 do you think Nike might change their slogan to 'Maybe You Should Think
 About It'?"
                        -- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 14.0

A woman's charm is her strength,
A man's strength is his charm.

                     -- Anon -- 

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.  

                                            -Wendy Liebman

It's not hard to tell we was poor --
when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline. 

     - George Lindsey 

There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
                                             
--- Jack E. Leonard