When there's a will, I want to be in it! 

I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

"If laughter be the alternative to violence then GET A FUCKING SENSE OF
HUMOR! "

-The Unknown Shakespeare

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men 
   don't think there's a lot they don't know.  Women do.  Women
   want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show 
   me somebody naked."
   -Jerry Seinfield

God is dead.
Voltaire (underneath)
Voltaire is dead.
God
(Odeon Metro station, Paris)