Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

"By ten I was so wasted I had been officially downgraded to a lower rung
 on the evolutionary ladder. Some guy in a suit came up, listened to my
 attempts to string words together, revoked my rights as Homo Sapiens
 on the spot and reclassified me as some kind of plant life. I had to
 fill in all kinds of forms and shit. It was very embarrassing."

-- Michael Marshall Smith, "Spares"

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar
       Wilde

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The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be
   caught dead in otherwise.
         Roger Simon