New York... when civilization falls apart, remember,
we were way ahead of you.

David Letterman

A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
   give the wrong answers.
   -- A Bit of Fry and Laurie

"... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
                        -- Peter Murkin (sp?)

Stewart's law of retroaction:
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.