Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
One Man's Sunset is another Man's Dawn. -- Fievel Mouskawitz
Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. Catherine Zandonella
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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