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The New England Journal of Medicine reports that
9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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"Satan is my sad... pathetic... knob."
                        -- Alasdair McLellan
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"No, we're _sweet_ and _innocent_ evil bastards"
                        -- from the sig of Simon Burr, simes@bpfh.net
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"Whip me! Beat me! Make me light and fluffy!"
                        -- Ben Salmon
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