I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

    -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must
be first overcome.
        
                          --Dr. Johnson

"Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while."
                        -- fortune

"*slap*"
"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
                        -- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White

"He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit."
       -- Unknown