What's the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls' undies? 
Clitty litter.

What game do four elephants in a mini play?
Squash

A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to 
his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little 
boy's mind, sat him and said: "God is not a man or a woman, and God is not 
black or white."
To which the child responded, "Well, then is God Michael Jackson?" 

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are 
talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, 
while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, 

"Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over 
your wife?"

The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife 
came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they 
asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a 
man'."

Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?

Her balls would show.