CNN is reporting that it is revisiting the outcome of the CIVIL WAR.
It appears that it was too close to call and the South may still have a
chance. Documents were found that support the fact that some people joined
the wrong side-apparently they weren't aware that their states were part of
the South and they were fighting for the North.
The line between the North and South was "just too confusing" for some.
A recount of all the battles is being simulated with new populations via
computer to see who would have actually won.
Right now it's just too close to call.

Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, purchased a brand new 32-
foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, having driven onto the 
freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers 
seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not 
surprisingly, the R.V. left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. 
Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the owner's manual that 
he couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new 
motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of 
this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons buying their 
recreation vehicles.

The editors at "Playboy" have selected Marilyn Monroe for first 
place in its "The 100 Sexiest Women of the Century" feature. 
For organizational purposes, the list is divided into "Chicks 
Who Slept WIth A Kennedy" and "Chicks Who Didn't Sleep 
With A Kennedy."