My brother was his graduating class's validictorian. When he stood up to speak, all was going just fine, until he closed with, "and in closing I'll just say that there are two great honors a man can hope to achieve in his lifetime. And these two honors are, GET ON HER and STAY ON HER !" The crowd busted a gut laughing, but my father was in big hot water since Mom knew exactly who had coached my brother with that one. Sent by Jennifer
ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8) "It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." (Gary, 7) "Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." (Christine, 9)
Nancy told me about her friend Joy's annual gynecology exam. While the doctor was "doing his thing", he looks over at her chart and says, "Hmmm, I see you had your tonsils out...." She was surprised that the doctor could tell *that* from where he was sitting . . .
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