There was the cartoon showing two people fighting over a cow. One was 
pulling the cow by the tail; the other was pulling on the horns. 
Underneath was a lawyer milking the cow. 

Jeffrey J. Pyrcoch, 19, and an alleged accomplice were arrested in West 
Lafayette, Ind., in May on theft and fraud charges. Pyrcioch allegedly 
cashed checks that he had written with disappearing ink, apparently 
believing the checks would be blank by the time they were presented to 
the bank for collection. However, traces of ink remained, and police said 
Pyrcoch would have a better chance of getting away with it if he had not 
used checks pre-printed with his name and account number on them.

   Try as I might though, I just can't seem to win many points with my
   wife. Just the other day she was reminding me of how often she had to
   ask for my help with our kids. Then she pointed out that the youngest
   had moved out over eight years ago. I smiled and said "OK, what would
   you like me to do next ?" Again -- nothing but cold icy silence. I
   just don't understand that woman at all.