In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the 
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is 
punishable by death.

I just gotta wake up faster in the morning, as well as keep my mind on where I am and what I'm supposed to be doing. I was
sitting at the kitchen table the other morning, having my first cup of coffee, mulling over my upcoming tasks at work for the day.
The wife came downstairs and I kissed her casually, saying "Good Morning." then, I said, "Take a letter, please babe." 

Mum and Dad went to the Restaurant,Dad was about halfway 
finishing his meal but he had a hard look at the potato.
He calls the waitress and says this potato is bad.
The waitress picks it up an smacks it an puts it back on
the plate and says "If that potato causes any more trouble
just let me know".

Sent by Lindsey