Andrea told me that while she was playing cards her friend called. Her friend said, "What are ya playing?" Andrea said, "Solitaire." He friend (Judi?) said, "Yeah? Who are you playing with?"
In Guthrie, Okla., in October, Jason Heck tried to kill a millipede with a shot from his .22-caliber rifle, but the bullet ricocheted off a rock near the hole and hit pal Antonio Martinez in the head, fracturing his skull.
Casey Silver yesterday resigned his position as chairman and CEO of Universal Pictures. ... or, as he prefers to put it "Met Joe Black."
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