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ON DEEP THOUGHTS
   A day without sunshine is like night.
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In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of people 
angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. 
     -- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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"Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much
as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it will be free."

                                                   - Jay Leno
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Margaret Thatcher:
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want 
anything done, ask a woman.
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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
   But when take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
         Steve Bluestone
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